I weigh 100 pounds and need to lose 50 pounds by tomorrow! what can I do?
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 Sid  |
that's impossible...if you weighed 50 pounds, you'd probably die. |
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 boy330  |
Come on get serious this is not even funny |
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 Angel B |
Have both arms and legs removed. Good Luck! |
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 giggles  |
impossible. sorry |
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BigJRules |
Turn that calibration dial on your scale back 50 lbs. Now get real, dont ask stupid questions like this. |
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Mz.MiMi |
Not so sure about 50 pounds but you can lose some major pounds by going to a sauna, then bike riding, then running, then, swimming, and using every available equiptment at the gym...all right now |
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 Jewels |
hahaha |
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 jsurf |
haha. I really hope you're kidding. So you wanna be 50 lbs? funny funny man. |
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guzznos  |
inhale lots of helium |
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 ~*~ i ♥ blue ~*~  |
hire kriss angel, or any magician in your price range, to cut you in half and ta da!!! 50 pounds lighter. woooooo. |
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andyg77 |
Since weight is merely the gravitational attraction of the earth on the mass of your body, and since this is a function of your distance from the center of the earth, all you have to do move further away from the center of the earth. I think sqrt(2)*4000 would do it pretty close Or go to a smaller, less massive planet like Mars. |
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 MissCaramel  |
Cut of some of your body parts.... Naw fo real its IMPOSSIBLE!!!! |
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piratecaptainkyle |
Brush your teeth. |
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cool chick |
ummm.... 100 pounds, wow. but maybe you should work out until the day is over. aahha. but make sure you eat. but eat healthy. :] oohh. i know. you can get some of that slim fast stuff and hope it works in one day! |
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 count alucard |
Off with your head!!! |
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Bryan N |
haha |
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Fluffy Cheryl♥ |
i was gonna say cut your head off but i think your brain probably weights so little it won't make a difference...... |
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cricketycrack |
extreme lipo |
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Jordyn |
u really think u can lose 50 pounds by tomorrow? and you want to weigh only 50 pounds youve gotta b kidding me!!!! ha |
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 E |
Cut yourself in half. |
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 nowready2  |
shoot your dog |
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Kit Kat |
Dream, find a magic lamp and wish real hard. |
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a1236987410 |
liposuction + bulimia |
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chellelee28 |
Chop off a few non-essential body parts....like your brain. There is no way possible. Why in the world do you want to weigh 50 pounds? ********* Sorry, didn't mean to sound rude. I was kidding. Seriously, though, if you try to take your weight down by half, it's not going to be healthy. |
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Confused112 |
LMAO. This made me laugh, thanks for posting! |
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silverchick_8 |
This is the dumbest question I've ever seen.. WAY TO GO! |
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Sheila |
Cut yourself in half. |
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 Taco Muncher |
You can wake up and realize it was a bad dream |
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Derrick Thomas |
Arms and legs have to go. |
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 Neka  |
saw yourself in half |
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anonymous |
You are hilarious. |
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