Have you ever got anything stuck in any of your orifices?

I once got a little green bead stuck right up my nose. It made me cry because my nose started bleeding. The doctor took it out with a giant pair of tweezers.

Yes. After serious surgery a few years back, I developed serious constipation, and as a result I had a lot of S*** stuck up my anus!
Not nice at all.

Hammy, Hamster..................up the rectom

i once got a piece of apple in my ear ..had to have operation to remove it then a year rolled a leaf up and put that in my other ear again operation.thankfully learnt my lesson after that one

I can't beat the other answers but when I was a toddler my mother found me sitting in the garden calmly and methodically inserting pebbles up my nostril. I'd already shoved in three by then. I was taken to the hospital and they pulled two of them out but couldn't get the third. They said it would come out by itself eventually. I'm still waiting.

This reminds me of the 1st. chapter of the book "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" when Stamatis had a pea removed from his ear which he was unaware of and had been there for years and had made him a little deaf. After a while he wanted pea back in as he could hear his wife nagging him, which hadn't bothered him before. lol.

I got a peanut stuck in my ear, the doctor poured a little melted chocolate in there and it came out a treat.

When I was about 3, I got a bug in my ear. I ended up being put to sleep to have it surgically removed. Very traumatic experience. I hate for any one to mess with my ears to this day.

i have swallowed the end of a zip when i was 3

I dropped a tiny screw from sunglasses into my nose when I was 5. I don't know where it went or if it ever came out. I guess you could say I have a loose screw (mental problem)?

I got a rock stuck up my nose in preschool! I'm not kidding, the preschool was about to call an ambulance when we finally got it out! LOL I can laugh now, but at the time, it was pretty scary. :D

My nephew had a crayon stuck up his nose !

My orifices' are pristine thank you very much, but I did used to know a man who got his willy stuck in a hoover.

yes my girlfriends tongue in my mouth.weve both got tongue piercings.

I got a call one afternoon and it turns out it was from next door.

I had to take my neighbour to the hospital when he stuck his member in a milk bottle. It was embarassing for both of us but I tried hard to relax him and when we got to the hospital I got the porters to come to the car and lift him on the trolley.

I get flowers every Easter, birthday, and Chrstimas. He was eternally gratefulespecially that I did not make a song and dance about it. He is in his late fifties. He lives on his own.

Sorry it was not about me, but I was involved.

Whilst working in a naval hospital a WREN was admitted with a torch stuck up her. Once removed she was charged with inappropriate use of government property

I actually got a pencil eraser stuck in my ear. I was scratching the inside of my ear with the only thing that I could find at the time, a pencil and the eraser part broke off in my ear. It took the doctor two hours to remove the pieces after he had to break it uo to remove it.

Check this out then, the source is below and details many other foreign body incidents.

" This case report adds to the list a 100-watt electric bulb, an object not previously reported, and describes the technique used for the successful removal of this fragile object.
A 54-year-old man presented with the complaint that two days earlier he had drunk whiskey and "did something" to his rectum. He was obviously embarrassed and reluctant to explain his problem. Rectal examination revealed a hard, smooth, globular mass. The results of the rest of the physical examination were within normal limits.
When asked specifically, the patient admitted that an electric bulb had been in his rectum for two days. He said he had gotten drunk, accepted a wager of $100 and, using shaving cream as a lubricant, had inserted a 100-watt electric bulb into his rectum. The next day, sober, he realized that he had done a "stupid" thing but believed that the bulb would come out unassisted. After two days he became aware of difficulty defacating, and when he began to experience difficulty urinating, he became frightened and sought medical help.
AP and lateral films of the pelvis verified the location of the electric bulb in the rectum, and the patient was taken to the operating room. He was placed in a face-down position with his hips elevated. The buttocks were separated and held apart by a circular metal ring. With the aid of malleable retractors in the rectum, the electric bulb was visualized, but it was not possible to get a gloved finger over the maximum diameter of the bulb.
Toy darts with suction cup ends were used to draw the electric bulb to the sphincter. After drying the glass surface of the bulb with ethyl ether swabs, we attempted to attach the suction cup end of the dart to the eletric bulb with cyanoacrylate cement. Four attempts of this maneuver were unsuccessful: the cement would not stick.
The patient was then turned to the lithotomy position and another dart was successfully attached to the bulb without any glue, and the bulb was pulled to the sphincter. "

My own story is not so frightening, a few years ago whilst travelling in the outback in Australia near Warburton I could feel something rattling in my ear. I got my girlfriend to look and she was horrified as it looked like an insect, being at least 2 days drive from anywhere with even a doctor i asked her to remove it with tweezers. She is quite squeamish and after several attempts got it out with literally shaking hands.

It was the bud of a small flower with the petals all gone, covered in brown/orange(colour of the desert sand blowing everywhere) earwax had covered it making it look very like an earwig which must have blown into my ear or fallen in whilst we slept at night in our bivvie bags hehe

LMAO!! hehehe..

Reminds me of when I was in 1st grade, my best friend & I stuffed tiny, squarshed peices of paper into our ears & when we couldnt get it out I told the teacher. She took us to the clinic down the road & they pulled it out with long tweasers too!

What was funny is that from fear of being scolded at, my friend kept denying it to the teacher & said that he had wax in his ears. He felt like a real **** when they got the papers out!! lol

no but this is a great question and i cant wait to see some of the answers lol

i got a lego man's head stuck up my nose when i was 6 years old. my dad went mad + took me to A+E and a doc had to remove it with tweezers.
it didn't really hurt, it just sounded funny when i breathed!!

I've never actually known anyone this has happened to but apparently there are a lot of guys who get their friends to stick a cue ball in their mouth. A cue ball is just big enough to go in, but too big to come out. Hospitals have had to develope a special tool for removing them.

My son got a coat hanger stuck in his back passage, I had to take him to the hospital to have it removed. I overheard a nurse say "maybe we can hang him in the cupboard". How we laughed.
They told me of a man that had to have two tennis balls removed from his rectum, he apparently inserted them for pleasure and would put them in a Sainsburys bag first, so with one sharp tug on the handle he could remove them, this time however, the bag split..........

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