kizzy06
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ummm well let me first start of my suggesting that you should probably see a doctor. its not embarrassing they deal with far worse. and second of all if you are too stubborn to see a doctor then you could maybe try lice removal stuff? That could help. but i still think a dr is your best bet. |
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WHO am i?
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shave down below use ointment from the chemist |
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Niaómh M
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DON'T PUT DIESEL ANYWHERE NEAR THERE!!!
you can get sstuff over the counter that is effective or you could go to the gum clinic where it is free and confidential (providing you are in uk)
if all else fails you have to go to the doc. you will get them away in record time with the stuff you will get there.
alternatively, you could put diesel down there, and end up with blisters, irratation, a rash and severe discomfort everytime you pee.
your call dude :) |
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shih tzu lady
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Go to the pharmacy and buy an over the counter remedy. You have plenty of time to sort the problem- but behave yourself for the future and hope she doesn't find out. It would be cheaper to buy something from the chemist -have you seen the price of diesel now!!!! |
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kay
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Get the stuff they use to treat head-lice.
Then boil all your underwear.
A lesson learned the hard way I"d say unless of course yuor wife is playing away and gave them to you.!! |
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AestheticWorld
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Lol, Knit Comb? I dunno how they work.
As Dr Zoidberg would say 'Woop Woop Woop *clickclick*' |
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Magpie
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You're too embarrassed to consult your "sworn-to-confidentiality" GP, but you tell your mate you've contracted crabs? Your mate who may well tell your other mates? One of whom may tell your wife? She may well provide you with a permanent, if somewhat inconvenient, cure... |
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P.J.
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Well you know, the crabs is not just on your private area. Those little boogers get into your hair on your head too. They will get into any hair on your body. So, you have 2 choices. Shave your whole body from head to toe, or get to the doctor. Also, they are in your bed too. They are on your pillows, your furniture, in your carpet. Really I am serious. They have legs, they do travel. I guess you better use the old excuse that you got them from a toilet stool, and go on to the doctor. You need some Quayle lotion . This only comes in prescription strength. If you don't go to the doc. then at least go buy some Rid for your body, RID spray for the floors. Put your clothes and pillow case in a dark garbage bag and seal it tight for about 1 week. You may want to just go ahead and keep your bags packed. No offense, but sounds like your guilty. You play, you pay. I really do hope that if you have had an affair on your wife that you are BUSTED. I am going to call her right now! |
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♫♪ Ŝħà řòñà ♪♫
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That's what you get for cheating...
That being said I'll provide you a link (I don't why people bring their embarrassing problems here rather than do a search like to find the answers but...)
http://www.ehow.com/how_4225_treat-crabs.html |
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billybigone
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I hear they're good with salad. but I prefer Lobsters. |
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da3rdxsacharm
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Are you kidding me? Have you seen the price of diesel?
It's cheaper to go to the doctor.... unless you can get Blue Cross to pay for the diesel fuel. |
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♥
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hmmm...what have YOU been doing with your wife away? |
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bebishenron
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apparently head lice shampoo does the same job on crabs as it does on head lice. get ye to the pharmacy! |
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MiniMed
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I think this is what the call "poetic justice". |
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Terry
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You don't need to go to the doctor. Go to the drug store and buy some over the counter lice killer. You'd better get a move on though because you'll need to treat more than once and wash all your bed clothes.
Learn a lesson from this and hope that you got nothing more than lice. |
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schwildcat1977
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Teaches you no to cheat on your wife, hu!
Go to the DR you freaking idiot!!!! |
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Hodder
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There is such a thing called the Hippocratic oath. All doctors must take it. It means that by law unless it contradicts another law they cannot legally talk about anything you tell them other than to you. It may be embarrassing but im sure people have gone in with worse conditions than that. It does beg the question though, where did you get them? |
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Amber S
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You don't necessarly have to see a Doctor, go to Walgreens, they have some medication for that.. |
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eddy t
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Before you go putting your self up in flames .Try going to the pharmacy and getting something. Its called Rid and it will cure your crabs...By the way way doesn't your wife know? If you cheated you might have something far worse then crabs.
That would definitely need a trip to the doctor... and a lawyer. |
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smt
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Go to the doctor! You may hurt yourself with the fuel. |
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Hotmami619
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Go to the Dr. I'm sure you won't shock them. They have seen so many things by the time they are done with their internship... |
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hms jollies
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walk in to doctors sideways he will no what you got |
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Lydia :)
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yeahh, clever. put diesel on it? Burn it? Yeah ok. if you want no ****.
See a doctor, or live with the consequences.
You shouldnt be sleeping around. |
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Ross F
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theres like 8000 people a month who use the "clap clinic" dont be a wuss |
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10w2d until we meet Grant Ray
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Whats more embarassing, Crabs? Or your wife divorcing you because you gave her crabs and the whole town knowing that? Go to the Dr.!!!!! |
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masonv80
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Douse yourself in diesel and then light it |
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