Nightwalker
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Maybe eating another doughnut would make you feel better about how fat you are. |
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Feniks
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Damn, does every stranger has to climb on me? |
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Mr. Kennedy!!! ........ Kennedy!
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Get the hell off of me before I call the cops. |
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Ash00786
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wow... you just gained 5 pounds... |
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crazytown
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ouch, get the hell off me you , youre hurting me! |
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KathyS
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Keep up the good work! |
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cornholio9631
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get me away from this toilet! then it might say, not bad, pretty close to ideal weight. |
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vinible2006
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You're Fat!
I can See Up Your Legs!
You Have a Tiny Nut Sack!
Do you shave down there? |
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Sassy
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"psst...psst, hey you come over here, yeah you. What are you weight-ing for? Jump aboard, give me a whirl. Yeah, you might need to watch what you eat a little more. Do I have to pound that into your head? Just an ounce of prevention would have avoided this problem." |
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goatboy
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He would discuss films and books with me, occasionally take me out for a beer, and every morning tell me I look fantastic.
I just thought I'd say what my ideal bathroom scales would do :) |
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Amy
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Why do you have to put me in the stinkiest room in the house? The entryway table has a pretty cake life if you ask me. I hate you.
Actually I don't even own a scale. |
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Freyja
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It would groan in the most pitiable way, that I literally jump off and don't even look at the figures...lol
I definitely need a scale that is more user friendly and cheerful...one that will talk back to me, encourage me or give me hell when I keep adding the pounds.
But then, do we really need more stress in our lives by having a talking scale? lol |
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country girl
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please! get off of me your killing my back! |
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mand
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It would laugh at me |
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mdfalco71
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My bathroom scale wouldn't say a damn word, not to me anyway, it's still sulking from last time. But as soon as my back was turned, it'd be on the phone to Amnesty International! |
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larylz
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wow what happened to the fat girl |
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LONDONER ©
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How lovely and slender you are my dear! |
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Alice Chaos
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Yeooowwwrrrgghh! f! Yeeeeeeeeeoooo mummmmpph <gasp gasp>.....silence......... |
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kekeke
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Get off of me. |
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Beware the fury of a patient man
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OOF! |
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<3pirates<3
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loose 10 pounds |
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Jujeaux
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Well lucky me my scale speaks in tongues, and something about stones I guess its from the motherland so my decistone
math isnt quite up to par. So i guess cheers. and god save the Queen. |
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Nitz Frugent
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2 words: odor eaters |
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Walsingham
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Boy!..you've gotta carry that weight? |
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kaz1
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Get off!! |
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james
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i think you need to loose a few pounds mate...and tone up for god sakes!! |
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gyorzxk
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tilt. I have always been thin. Until I got married and stopped running. I would like to lose 10-15 pounds. I am 6 feet tall, but my height has not kept up with my weight. I weighed 98 pounds as a high school sophomore(I wrestled and had to make weight) 175 would be ideal, but life isn't ideal, so I cover my eyes when I get on the scales. Does defeat the purpose though. |
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lilmissmouse921
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"HELP"...I can't breathe |
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SurferRose
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"You know, that whole 'I just had a baby' excuse is quite tiring. Might I suggest laying off the daily bag of cheddar popcorn and intermittent Krispy Kreme binges as a start?" |
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Antny
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- How would you like it if I ate a bus and stood on you??
- Why are you always on top?
- Why don't you just SIT on my face next time? I'm sure your A$$ smells even better!!
- Did you know that I'm the only one who can see that tiny thingy??
- UMPH, How'd you fit through the door??
- I only fear that you will need me for lunch meat and make a sandwich out of me next time. Hippo.
- I guess there's safety in NUMBERS!!
- Well, my wheel's spinning, does yours even turn anymore?
- Don't you EVER F#%@&!$ DO THAT AGAIN!
- Can't you WARN me next time?
- It's only been a hour since the last time! Can't you let me sleep you buffalo?? |
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