FELIKS D.
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a tripwire that set off an i.e.d...not that funny |
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adiavoy
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The door, oogey googey stuff came out. |
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Nichole
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well I was heading to my great grandmas when I was a kid (she lived right next door to my mom and dads house) and I always ran across my yard to hers and jumped up on her porch instead of going around to the steps b/c I was cool like that. and I guess she had got a big a** geode ( one of the rocks with all the crystals in it) and set it on the corner of the porch. So anyways here I come running across the yard barefoot jump up on her porch.. kick the effin rock and it goes flying and smashes on her sidewalk.. My great grandma came outside saw me sitting there crying and she laughs her a** off and says "dammit Shanna you broke my rock"... lol but thats just how my grandma was... lol
and another time one of my exes and I were walking to the gas station and these people had what looked like a beach ball sitting in their yard so my ex runs up and kicks it.. turns out it was cement.. yeah.. he shattered the bone in his big toe... pretty funny stuff..lol |
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babycluez
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The shopping cart and the chair |
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jester
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The pointy end of a fighter jet!!!! |
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Kev
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The door frame when I was going to the toilet one night and I didn't think to switch the light on.
I swore very loudly. |
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stephanie
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the corner of my unfinished deck.
i was running up the stairs and my dad had redone the deck [or porch, whatever you call it ] but there were still a few rails missing and i hit my toe on on of the spots a rail was missing. |
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tinkywinky
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when i was at school we had a cross country run in the autumn...a large pile of leaves lay at the side of the path.
as i kicked in to them as hard as i could i found the block of stone hidden beneath...............it hurt so much and cost me three toe nails.......just thinking about it hurts.....ouch |
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â„¢boo_yaah
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the end of a table :P |
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detroitpearlred
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a wall. happens buch o times. they like to run in to me.. |
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LISA H
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definateley the leg of the bed whhen i stubbed my little toe..brought me to my knees..very painful |
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Tyro A
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A cement block was the most painful
hiding from in my friends bedroom closet was the funniest -at the moment
Stories behind them?
Most painful -when I was young, playing at cousin's construction site (barefoot), ended by trying to run away from a vicious dog and ran into a cement block.
Funniest - I wasn't supposed to be there, and when you're on a buzz and doing something against the rules, it just seems funny. |
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alikat
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on the door as i was opening and my toe got stuck under door funny now but very very painful at the time |
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Chantol๛ ดวงà¸à¸²à¸—ิตย์๛
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dad backed up on my toe with a car once. Let me tell you that it wasn't funny when it happened. but after we laughed at it. |
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TwiiLighter =3
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a door jam it sprained my foot!!! |
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Momma
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as a child I would run around without shoes and stub the toe nail right off, ( most painful)
another time i was running after my son at a wedding,
trying to make him quiet down while they were giving speechs
when i bashed it I let out a grunt , and everyone turned and looked at me,( very humiliating, but funny NOW) |
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Katrina
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I have stubbed my toe on an old rusty nail and a saw blade!! Ouch!!!! That hurt like heck!!!!! |
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Where's that pesky fraggle?
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The freaking thesaurus my bf dropped on my little toe on new years day! |
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Wolves No Surrender
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Chainsaw I only have 3 toes left |
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P B
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on an ex's leg, broke my toe but it was worth it lol |
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Vix
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I ran into the side of the door - my foot went one way & my little toe went the other way!! Ooouch! |
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erik w
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coffee table. lost my toenail. |
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My computer is so slow I hate it
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Those tiny tile in the swimming pool........lmao!!!
i fell and unfortunately one was lose and it caught my toe.............ouch!!!
O.o
omg the worst pain ever!!!!!!!! |
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suzbailey23
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I don't personally have a thrilling toe-stub story, but your question made me think of one:
In 1911, Jack Daniel, founder of the Tennessee whiskey distillery, died of blood poisoning six years after receiving a toe injury when he kicked his safe in anger at being unable to remember its combination.
Talk about a dumb way to die! LOL
The Wikipedia link below where I found this is a GREAT read!
Hope you got a pair of steel-toed boots for Christmas! :D |
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Evil_Angel
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nail went right in (ouch) |
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Ferrari Babe ¸.•*´`*♥ ♥*´`*•.¸
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I didn't stub my toe but I once pulled off a drawer front which landed on my toes. It's was really painful and ended what was looking like being a passionate night with my husband. Apart from missing a night of Lurve, every time the quilt touched ny toes it was agony so I didn't get much sleep either. |
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Pleasant Peter Perkins
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Not me..but my Dad.
He was pulling a sock on and accidentally lost his grip on the sock. he kicked out and broke two toes on a table leg!
I still wince when I think of it!! |
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Forts
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Well I'm not sure about the STUBBING but I've once had my toe slammed in a door. The door was shut all the way and my friend who slammed it was so freaked out I had to PULL my toe out of the slat. |
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Andrez P
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i was riding my motacycle and i was going fast and stubbed against a wooden light post ( i was wearing flip flops) |
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chasm81
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My dog. The stub wasn't so bad, but the bite afterwards hurt like hell. It was dark, he's a black lab - how was I to know he was sleeping there? |
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