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Hammer to the toes and then fingers.
I've had fingernails ripped out, not as bad as it sounds, but a smashed digit is worse than it sounds, been there too. |
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Lithium Lady
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stick the dyson pipe up there bottom,make sure they can see the vacuum cleaner, then switch on and let them watch ther lower intestines wizz about in the vac |
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Psychodelic Chicken
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paper cuts! owie |
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purplemonkeydishwasher2012
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brillo pad or maybe a nail brush to the balls then i would suggest a nice hard wack on the toes with a hammer.
paper cuts to the webs of the fingers. |
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Dr. Albert Hofmann
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Chinese water dripping,just ti them down and let water drip on his fore head. it will drive them crazy |
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Andrew B
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HAHAHAH i like the question. |
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abc
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Cut with Knives? Whack with a Chair? Sing 'My liitle pony'? |
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shih tzu lady
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Putting a lock on the fridge! |
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lacrosseking
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same with the last guy but have it so it drops once every second between the eyes |
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mudflap
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noname no brain |
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Best Answer Provider
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"silence" -> It works ;) |
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greagues2
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Listen mate, ask at your local 'Nick' and they may help you out. A spell in a 'padded cell' in an enclosed mental health facility might not go amiss either in your case. |
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lynno
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my husband |
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sweet one
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Tied up with rope and unable to reach the chocolate draw! That would be torture from a chocoholic. |
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La'bruha
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knives and salt. but don't torture anyone!! |
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c_and_l@btinternet.com
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Make an adult swallow a tube of toothpaste. Only don't try it on a small child or you'll get thrown in jail for murder. |
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Orinoco
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Take away access to Yahoo!Answers
(or the internet or the computer) |
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michael b
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YOU SOUND LIKE THE TYPE OF BOY I WANT MY DAUGHTER TO MEET....NOTTTTTTTTTTT |
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bannister_natalie
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Are you for real? |
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Finbarr D
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"I have some issues I want to talk about". |
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capa-de-monty
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television .watching neighbours! |
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Juanitaville
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1. Cut up all the credit cards.
2. Unplug the TV.
3. Anything more drastic is unthinkable. |
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byron101540
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Take away the answering machine |
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lovelyleanne1
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a cucumber! (oh dear that's pleasure) |
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Bell
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Why? Do you want to torture someone? |
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Wicker Man
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Look Im just an insurance salesman, please let me go |
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mouses1
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None! Do Not Torture!!! |
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Mr Sceptic
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Celebrity Big Brother, using only the TV. |
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The BudMiester
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Hiding the toilet paper. |
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gwmac15
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I have a question re your question.....is there a medical term for what is wrong with you? |
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sosgez
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Marry the person. Live with them. Its incredibly cruel. |
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