infernalaffairstrilogy
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Im afriad amputation is your only option. I recommend some gin, a stantley knife, and a hack-saw. Use the gin to get legless, and the rest will come naturally. If your quick you can get the toe reattached. good luck |
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michael d
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Lol, that's funny. |
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suzyq7cars
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CLEAR ALOE GEL |
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U kno//
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try goin to a doctor or breakin the bowlin ball. i mean if ur toe is swollen that is ur only option. |
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skimpydime
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try some vassoline or some lube (not wd40 lol) of some sort. or a hammer..... or i remember this movie.....SAW!!! no really try a thick lube. good luck, thanks for the laugh |
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bearcatz_07
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try drilling around the hole then you'll have only a piece left on your toe then you can cut the remaining offof ur toe. |
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call the owls
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wow that's not good at all... Is it cutting off circulation? You might need medical attention or a saw or something. |
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Sarge
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WD-40. |
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jekin
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If you have a friend. have them get a can of compressed air like they use to clean computers, etc. one with the little tube.
put some ky jelly or something slick on the tube slide down along side the toe, press the trigger, and it will blow your toe out. Be sure to push it into the hole to the bottom so you don't get air into your skin. Use short bursts of air. because it is cold. Better call the fire dept and they will use air. Water will work too if you had a way to get a tube small enough to get past the toe. |
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Juanita C
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It may end up being a case of your toe or the ball. Ummmm...
If your circulation stops in that toe it will rot. They will have to cut it off.
I would take a hammer to that ball and cut my losses. |
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sly592
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lol probably use some vaseline or you could always try to run outside naked and if your attactive you may get some help if you arent oh well, put one on the other foot and go bowling, if nothing else your legs might get stronger....lol |
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beebs
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You poor thing! The only thing I can think of is to lay on the floor with the foot and ball up on the bed or couch-maybe it will cause the blood to drain a bit and reduce the swelling. Hope it works! |
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aahhdahh
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If your were smart and obviously that is questionable, go to the ER before you have to have your toe amputated. |
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Ryan S
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Ouch... |
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hbanana12492
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i would have to say i have never seen or heard of ne thing like this its very funny! good luck though |
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Twogado
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That is terrible! I guess take yourself to the bowling alley & ask the guys who drill the holes for the balls to try and drill around it. Or go to the Emergency Room. I would call CNN news also because this could get you some serious money talking about it with Larry King Live. |
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kels
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lol! i feel bad 4 u! i don't know what 2 do, but if i were u, i would google it! good luck!! hope u get a better answer than mine! but if not, u can give me the "best answer" points!! thanks!! |
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me!
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OMG I don't beleive you...lol! If it is true I am sooo sorry! Butter stuff like that didn't work? Lol! Ok maybe call a guy who has a saw and cut the F***** off? Oh or get a hammer and chisel and very carefully chip around the edge. If you do not have these items then call a guy friend or neighbor. Good Luck that is all I can think of, oh, and maybe keep your foot elevated somehow! Reduce the swelling. |
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Rubba Bubba
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LMAO!!! OMG R U SERIOUS?!if ur toe is swollen use ice that brings down the swelling. if you cant and you tried everything everyone told you on Yahoo call the fire department |
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xjazzx@pacbell.net
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Try bowling with your hands next time. Also, Try vegetable oil and drop some into the finger hole.. Should have called the fire dept. |
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keikei1996
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You need to go to the Emergency Room! |
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auequine
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If you think it's swelling try running it under cold water to reduce the swelling. Then see if you can pull it out using some sort of lube (soak, ky, etc.) Next... call the fire dept. or find a sledge hammer and a friend with good aim. Best of luck... can ya post the pictures of this??!! |
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gk
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Elevation... Get your foot and the ball above your heart(way above for a short time(15min max) then just slightly above). |
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Sparkles
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You should call the fire department before you suffer serious injury to your toe. They will come and help you get it out. |
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Big Jimi
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Baby oil or even cooking oil,applied to the toe,will ooze down the top and let it slip out !! |
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froggi6106
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Try elevating to stop the blood from rushing to your foot. Cold pack may help reduce the swelling. If all else fails break the ball. |
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lkrhtr70
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i'll play along-elevate your toe (and the ball), this will cause blood to go away from the area OR surround your toe with an ice pack, this will cause your toe to shrink-if all fails go to the emer. room |
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