SUPER-GLITCH
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Neanderthal Alert!!!!
There are a lot on here tonight, must be the time of year! |
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♣fo' by fo'â™
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Get her a$s back on her feet to finish cookin u dinner. |
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Kin E
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WHAT THE?!??
This is one of the worst jokes ever that is NOT funny
if this isn't a joke, tend to your wife or she WILL die |
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LISA T
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go and look for the insurance papers to make sure they are up to date |
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da_xtreme_original
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Get off the internet and call an ambulance |
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Denise W
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call an ambulance ya fool !!!!!!!! |
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Otter
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Either you're for real, in which case stop p*ssing about on Yahoo answers and phone for an ambulance.
Or you're making it up, in which case stop being a prat. |
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least u can watch football without being moaned at! |
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gousa1991
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call 911 and tie a rag on her head with alot of peassure and the do CPR |
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E=MC2
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Wait online for an answer. If you don't get one that helps, then use the yell.com to find a local undertaker. Good Luck. (Watch you don't slip in the blood...you wouldn't want a nasty accident yourself) |
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Sexy Red
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Im sorry but if this has happened to your wife you would not be on here asking for advise from mostly non professions come on.I dont believe you one bit. |
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Tigger
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Get a clean hand-towel on the wound and take her to the emergency room: She could have a concussion! |
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rose_merrick
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ambulance and CPR |
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Sir Sidney Snot
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Phone an ambulance |
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sammi
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I know your game.....
You set up this situation to make it SEEM as though your wife had slipped. And now by coming on Answers you appear concerned and willing to help her, but in all actuality you are just giving yourself an alibi....
You did it, in the kitchen with grease spread on the floor.
You can't fool this detective so easily...... |
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trigger
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Are you SURE she slipped?
Or is this you trying to cover yourself when the cops come calling. I think you have hit her over the head with a turnip.
I have met 2 turnip killers in the past and i think that you are one (can tell by your writing).
you are going down boy, getting knicked, arrested, bummed. |
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Kia25
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Are you SERIOUS !!!!!! Call 9-1-1 |
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Pippa H
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CALL 911 did anyone every educate you about these type of things ?? |
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Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig
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Yell at her for making a mess in the kitchen! Tell her that she is going to be the one to clean it up. You arn't gonna shampoo any carpets! |
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hopeful
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call 911 before you go to email |
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auntb93again
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Prepare your story for the police before you dial 911. An ambulance will be no use to you now. You might also call a good lawyer. |
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grumpcookie
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let me think about this..I,ll get back to you..... |
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DAVID H
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try looking up first aid on google or yahoo search, failing that, try to keep the blood away from your computer or any other electrical equipment. shutting the kitchen door will help a lot. |
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star ray
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never worry just you answer some more questions |
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bmac
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"Hmmm...let's see...wife on floor....not awake....bleeding all over the place....hhmmmm....let me boot up the 'ol computer and ask the gang on Yahoo answers what they think I should do in this situation. Be right back, honey...you just stay right there, ok?"
You should be locked up. |
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Annie M
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There are so many gullable idiots on this site, yeah right and Ive just seen a pig flying over my house! |
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spiko
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Call for a take away! Hope your wife is better by tomorrow. |
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CautiousNorm.
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Cook your own dinner. |
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spirit of radio
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Mop up before somebody slips on it and hurts themselves, you fool. I'm afraid you may have to have a take away for tea. If your wife appears to be Intheway, you could phone an ambulance who will remove her so you can get round the kitchen easier, we don't want any accidents do we? Then learn to spell and punctuate. |
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