jerzeydevil298
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Why not just injure yourself for real? Go break your hip or something by jumping off a garage roof or maybe one of your friends can hit you with their car |
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Brittney D
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Thats so bad to do that, you'll get into trouble |
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teengirlonyahoo
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Try walking on big cracks and kinda trip to the side. Your ankle will bend and it actually might break. |
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hihihi
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the best way is to go o the winter inter school sports and break a leg. |
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Jerry G
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put your foot under the car when it gets out the driveway. or put a rock and then put your foot and cry alot. say ''aaahhhh my foot ahhhhh' then pretend it hurts when they touch it. |
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Amir A
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do |
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Momo!
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Take up acting |
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ice cream lover
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just try your best and don't fake it. the only way to like those sports is to keep on trying. try your best!!!! good luck
poo on people that laugh at others |
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iain.aplin
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limp |
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X
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Get some makeup and dress your leg in bruises, but if you want to fake out doctors, then you need to switch X-rays with them..
I suggest you stick with winter sports and not care what others think of you
Just get better at it, and they won't. |
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slaarwalhz
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Go to rite aid, or any store that sells braces, and buy one big for your knee, and have crutches, and say you sprained your knee, or Dislocated it. I dislocate mine all the time. its very painful and I dont do it on purpose. i just cant help it. I have hyper extensive joints. =( SO say thats what happened. If its the first time you "dislocate" your knee, (since its fake the answer is yes) Then you can not walk on it for 3 months, and no physical activity/sports for 5 months. |
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sillygirlieee.
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get a fake cast & cruches ? |
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all-american girl <3
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oh come on! be brave.
that's stupid. people will know you're faking.
to hell with their expectations. play for fun. you'll get better. |
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a_pink_gyrl
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I really wouldn't advise actually hurting yourself - I had to get out of the mile run in high school because everyone laughed at people - so just cried out like I stepped on it wrong and wrapped it up with an ace bandage and put my weight on the other foot for a few days. I had sprained my ankle a million times, so I already knew what it felt like. Please don't hurt yourself intentionally - you could really do some type of damage - and walking is definitely a gift.
Anyone actually not at least being sympathetic to her getting out of that school activity has obviously never been picked on by other kids - you'll never understand - so why even try to answer the question. Just her desperation to contemplate hurting herself should show you had bad it is - she's not opposed to exercise - she's opposed to humiliation and degradation. |
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xindiginy
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Don't bother. You'll never pull it off and you'll get laughed at even more. Concentrate on getting better at sport - put the effort where it is useful.
I wasn't good at sport in my early teens but I was by the time I was sixteen because I worked at getting fit and improving my coordination. I'll admit I still don't kick a football well, and was never able to hit a baseball, but I am good at Hockey and Fencing, and fairly good at Archery. Perhaps you need to try another sport. |
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me not u
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tell your doctor you feel depressed and you dont want to go to the sport thing and get a doctor certificate saying you are not healthy enough to go but i warn you it may cause other problems later on it depends on how they treat depression in your area/ country, so be warned it may cause more problems than it solves or just go and ignore what they say or tell a teacher they are picking on u, bulling is a serious problem in the world.
GBU |
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jessz14
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just quiet dont hurt yourself thats the worst thing u could do just say u dont want to do it or be a bad player and never get played |
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Jessie
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well here's what i do when i want to get out of playing basketball in P.E.
i wrap one of those brown bandages around my ankle or wrist and a either limp or cringe everytime someone touches it and they believe it
and so when i get home i just take it out and my parents are none the wiser |
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BunnyBoy86
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Act like it hurts?? Obviously don't TRY to break your ankle just so you can get out of sports.. you wouldn't be able to do a lot of things that you normally do (not including sports) that you really like. Actually, if you fake a injury, you wouldn't be able to do a lot of things that you like to do bc then ppl would ask you how you are able to do them with an injury. My advice is NOT to fake it. It doesn't matter if everyone laughs at you as long as YOU are happy with exactly how you are. |
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The Hippie
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ok. you need to doctor your ankle with an ace bandage. then get two crutches. look up fake excuses on google make one and print it off. and ta da you are good to go |
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webserver227
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Why fake it when one can do the real thing by falling off a ladder or something like that? |
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Blaire!!!!!
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To make it look like you brake your ankle you rub eyeliner on it and red eyeshadow. Rub them together and fall really hard. Cry and people will belive you good luck! |
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Kelsey B
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just whack it against something and may sure that there will be bruises and cry when it happens and walk with a limp |
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Leanne L
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I did this once lol. Just use one of those wide brown bandages and wrap it around your foot. This works because these bangades are used for injury in professional sports. You can buys these for around $5 at your supermarket or pharmacy. |
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Kim S
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i wouldnt wanna tell you to hurt your self but i think you should be strong and just pray and it will go away dont let those people laugh at you be strong be the person who you are dont try to get away from it face you fear. trust me it iwll be worth it & please please dont hurt your self... |
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Ninja God!!
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umm fall off a building lol (no dont do that!)
it doesnt matter what other people think, but if it is that bad get your parents to have a private word with your teacher, also go to you doctors for a check up and get the doc to check out your knee's |
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Britney S
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PATHETIC!!!! |
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ColorMeHappy
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you can probably fake a minor injury but you probably can't fake a major injury. |
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blue_rosie13
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How about take a gun and put it to your head... then pull the trigger. Oh wait, you said ankle... Uhm, in that case ... jump off the highest building in your neighborhood. That should do it. I'm sure no1 will LAUGH at you now. |
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